May 2013
Watchph0king:
dirtytexter:
cup song remix ft me
UGH OMG
laughingnancy:
IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH
OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH
mikeyfriskeyhands:
Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
kimstar98:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
person: wanna hear a funny story?
me: no
person: *tells story anyway*
im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
feraligaytor:
feraligaytor:
i havent masturbated in like a week. this is a really big accomplishment for me tbh
your-sweetest-dream:
andrew-ledger:
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
YES
captviridian:
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
lohanthony:
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t even talking
kristenmhae:
I just wanna kill a bitch. Better yet sometime take me to that trampoline place so I can release all this anger in me.
2 tags
iwishihadafather:
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
creatingcatastr0phe:
sinkemlow:
godtie:
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
is this really what you women think about?
yes
cosmicquake:
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
i have never read anything more true in my entire life
